Me- “Thank you for calling __________. This is Sarah.”
Guy- “Hi, is ________ there?”
Me- “I am sorry sir. _____ has left for the day. Do you want me to take a message?”
Guy- “Yeah, sure you can take a message. Tell him that I know that he slept WITH MY FUCKING WIFE! TELL HIM THAT HE WRECKED MY HOME AND TORE MY HEART OUT. I won’t even give you my name because you give him this message and he’ll know who i am. HES A LYING SNAKE IN THE GRASS AND YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE HIRED HIM!” Etc, for like an entire minute
Guy- “You be sure to let him know that. And have a nice day.”
Fucking weirdos. This is the same day where a lady called for a fifth time asking if the owner was around wherein, I explained to her for the fifth time that the owner is dead.
really likes to cuddle with me, but he also likes to chew on his bone (which is sharp) or walk on me. And so he gets close to doing those things and I am like “Aw hell no.” and he stops and then he proceeds to inch his way closer and closer until he is on top of my lap or pulling up code on my laptop. Sneaky puppy